that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

DINOSAURS OVER THE YEARS

This is a series of posters I made to show how our perception of Dinosaurs and other animals of the mesozoic changed over the years. These and few more are featured in a Youtube video you can watch HERE

this art is available for prints, t-shirts and other goods HERE

http://mariolanzas.tumblr.com/

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

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It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

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This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

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Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

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Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

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Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?

Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.

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THE HUNT HAS BEGUN

GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE

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The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.

Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!

This is insane and I love it!

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

im baby call 911 moodboard

projectweareone:
“An idea I had after browsing @screenshotsofdespair
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An idea I had after browsing  @screenshotsofdespair

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Welp. Mango crawled in my hoodie pocket and left one last Christmas surprise.

Attention!

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Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!

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i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open

Who the hell are you?

you’re not ready to find that out


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xtonscot asked: Quick question... There's a fucking mouse somewhere in my Xmas present pile under the tree.. the fuck do I do?

bettsplendens:

glumshoe:

That’s not a mouse, that’s a rival wizard challenging you to a duel. You must transform into a ferret and chase it down - but watch out!

Or, if you don’t want to go with a wizard duel, just catch it and toss it outside. 

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